I don’t know what’s more baffling – that our obnoxiously loud neighbour was convinced that Ed lived with our Building Manager Scott, or that she was confused because “how can two men live together??”
Wow.
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I second that, Josh.
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“How can two men live together??”
“Why, my dear, with the magic of HOMOSEXUALITY! It slices, it dices, it sodomizes! It’s HOMOSEXUALITY! It gets your dishes spotless and keeps your carpet clean! HOMOSEXUALITY! It’s nifty! It’s keen! Order yours today!”
What? Too much?
I would so order that.
Does it come with fries?
Of course. And they’re super sized!
Oh, god, stop me.
Ed reminds me of this gay guy I used to know (who was dating my late friend Ed, but he wasn’t named Ed himself, he was named Tom). But that’s not an insult on your Ed in suggesting he seems gay or anything, because people had a hard time believing Tom was gay too. So your Ed reminds me of a gay guy who seemed straight. That’s probably a compliment, somehow.
Gill, your post is like one of those magic-eye pictures… I just unfocused my brain and it made perfect sense.
It’s clearly two sailboats.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…