short on words

Meat and cheese left out overnight are probably not the safest things I could eat, but it’s in pizza form so that should hopefully negate any festering germs that might have settled. Besides, I’m hungry. Leftover pizza for the win.

It’s been a very quiet week. Lousy weather means we’re less inclined to do things, and the overcast cloudiness of it all has made me very sleepy. Our evenings have been spent watching Olympics coverage (Ed) and alternating bathing and playing video games (me). Two nights in a row now I’ve fallen asleep long before my usual bedtime of midnight. You’d think the extra sleep was doing me a service, but no – I wake up in the morning more tired than ever and have to literally drag myself into the shower to start my day. The rain is good, I suppose, but I’ll be glad when the skies clear and I can scoot to and fro without having to carry extra pants.

I honestly have nothing to say. I’ve had blog blocks before, but always managed to dig a story or two from my past to fill in the creativity holes. My residual weariness from the week is making me draw a blank, though – I have no more stories. Did I run out, or can I just not remember any? This is scary.

Wait, I think I have one: have I told the story about the glue before?

2 thoughts on “short on words

  1. I don’t remember. Was the glue applied internally or externally? Are we talking hilarious drug abuse, or hilarious things-getting-stuck-to-other-things?

  2. I was waiting in emergency once for stitches for a minor cut, late, late at night and this group of ‘youth’ comes in, freaking out, because one of the group played a joke on another by replacing their eye drops with crazy glue (eye drops at 2 AM must have been for their allergies) and yep, her eye was glued shut.

    I’ve always heard about doing this but always chalked it up to urban legend. But here in front of me was proof – stupid people do stupid things, and I bet the joke stopped being funny in about 2 seconds.

    The triage nurse, while escorting me to the back for my wound care, told me the doctor was going to let them sweat it out for a little while, and that some vaseline would take care of it.

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