- I am personally insulted when the pop machine at work is out of Diet Coke
- Purple eyeshadow should be for all times
- I have a highly inappropriate crush on one of the guys at my favourite EB store
- Last night I had a highly inappropriate dream about one of my friends
- Apparently, the installation of the WSD has done little to quell my sense of the highly inappropriate
- This is good
- Also good: me. I feel good. There’s a very slight occasional twinge of cramp, but other than that, I feel great.
- I cannot wait for the weekend. We have no plans, but it’s going to be great outside and I want to have some fun.
- Anyone want to make out? I am totally craving movie-style make out sessions with inspirational background music and perhaps a rainfall. Girls, boys – anyone can apply. Bonus points if you’ve appeared in one of my increasingly frequent and naughty dreams.
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Is the rainfall on top of us or outside?
Definitely on top of us, and we somehow look completely sexy while soaked from head to toe unlike what usually happens when I’m trapped in the rain.
Ooh, I want to make out! And I want to be the subject of inappropriate and naughty dreams! Where do I apply?
Oh, I feel the same way about lime green eyeshadow. It is made of GOOD.
Question: was the dream I was in naughty?