- Mr. Clean disinfecting wipes do not taste good
- The only time to not be alarmed when a creepy old man with missing and/or horrible teeth leers at you and asks if there are perogies in the basement is when you’re standing outside a Ukrainian Hall, because he really is asking if there are perogies in the basement and not trying to pick you up for some gummin’
- There is no shortcut!
- Any day in which you end up on the wrong side of the tracks twice cannot possibly be a bad one
- Next time, get the brie-and-strawberry-filled French toast because the omelette, which was quite delicious in its own right, does not compare to the glory of strawberries when they’re served on a layer of fancy French cheese
- I heart Gillian
I’m having some some made perogies for dinner tonight.
“So how did your date go?”
“You might say there were perogies in the basement. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.”