We have a temp in the office whose name we shall say is Mildred Whire. Mildred needed access to a certain database, so I created an account for her as she was standing over me watching (as I was trying to show her how to find some information).
I created her an account in the name of Mildred Whore.
Now I feel bad.
Oops.
*hahahahahahaha* Too funny!
Tell us how you really feel about her…