Lessons learned yesterday:

• Green and blue eye shadow, when spackled on with a blush brush, makes for some excellent zombie makeup
• Corelle “break resistant” dishes will, in fact, break – but only at 3am, and only in a spectacular fashion, and are in no way Sasha resistant
• “Oh how cute,” I thought. “Vampire Noir lipstick! This will be perfect for Halloween!” .. a noble sentiment, largely rendered moot when I get home and realize that I would totally wear this colour everyday and not just on Vampire Noir days
• You truly cannot beat Vera’s meat
• If possible, I highly recommend living in an apartment building with good friends because when you lock yourself out, there’s always someone else who can get you in
• Fishnet is for all seasons and all reasons
• Owning a Post Apocalyptic Sweater can only be divinely providential when you are called upon to be a 9am zombie

I am prepared.