I have 10 STDs!

I should call my mom and tell her.

This is definitely not what you would call a “quality post”, but it’s Saturday and I was up until 4:30 this morning catching those STDs – give me a break. Besides, I’ll be the first to admit I don’t strike verbal gold with every update I make. Sometimes there is crap. Hopefully, though, my more meaty and interesting posts make up for my occasional lapse in poetic tallow – and if you’re good, this week I will tell you a secret.

Note to self: think of a secret you haven’t already written about.

I am still learning how to use my new camera. It’s definitely not as easy as my old one, but the variety of depths and lights and other artistic crap are fun to experiment with.

I think I’ll go outside.