I totally have herpes:
I got herpes from the mailman
Here I am, covered in herpes:
my herpes are huge
I also have syphilis, but I left it at home.
I will understand if you choose not to make out with me.
i wasn’t kidding
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A couple of years ago, I gave my roommate HIV & Hepatitis for Christmas. Am a good roommate! (I’d given her syphilis a month earlier. Syph is cute!)
your herpes is staring at me and it is kind of freaking me out
I’m out of the loop. I don’t get it. Looks like a little sunshine to me. :) Could be denial.
I’m so turned on right now.
You have GOT to stop watching those 70s porn films. I have a feeling that’s what influenced you to have sex with the mailman.
cans for herpes!