I’m off to my court date! If I do not come back, it is because I’ve been thrown in jail. Frankly, I will consider today a complete failure unless I am held in contempt of court and also if robot sharks don’t try to eat me.

I may not have a surprise witness, but I *am* wearing sequins. Take that, justice! I will fight you with my bedazzled excellence!

Wish me hilarity!

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