I’m off to my court date! If I do not come back, it is because I’ve been thrown in jail. Frankly, I will consider today a complete failure unless I am held in contempt of court and also if robot sharks don’t try to eat me.
I may not have a surprise witness, but I *am* wearing sequins. Take that, justice! I will fight you with my bedazzled excellence!
Wish me hilarity!
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Best of luck, Kimli! I remember the last day I saw the inside of a courtroom (just over six years ago) and wow, that was a whirlwind day. I hope you prevail, like I did!
good luck! show ’em who’s who!