I often make fun of Ed for being the least technologically advanced of our group – he has no blog, no Twitter, barely uses Facebook, and I’m not at all convinced about his ability to reply to email. I stole the following meme from Donna, because I’m hoping Ed will cough up the correct answers to anything I get wrong or intentionally make misleading.
How Well Do You Know Your Partner?
1. He is sitting in front of the TV. What is on the screen?
Some stupid reality show about cars or motorcycles.
2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
Ranch on the side
3. What’s one food he doesn’t like?
Olives
4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?
A 50/50 Crown Float
5. Where did he go to high school?
Edmonton
6. What size shoe does he wear?
8 or 8.5 depending on the shoe
7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?
Um. Ed doesn’t collect things. All the stuff in the house is mine. I’m trying really hard to think of something he might collect, but .. I’m drawing blanks here. Maybe pictures of his favourite Suicide Girls in hidden folders I don’t know about?
8. What is his favorite type of sandwich?
Spicy chicken
9. What would this person eat every day if he could?
Indian food
10. What is his favorite cereal?
Whatever we happen to have in the cupboard. He’s been known to even eat my Special K with Red Berries, the bastard.
11. What would he never wear?
Make up
12. What is his favorite sports team?
Edmonton Oilers
13. Who did he vote for?
NDP, I think
14. Who is his best friend?
Christian
15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do?
Leave my dirty dishes and half-full cups of Diet Coke lying around; proposition gay men on his behalf
16. What is his heritage?
Ukranian
17. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?
A McCain Deep n’ Delicious cake
18. Did he play sports in high school?
He was a sk8ter boi, so no.
19. What could he spend hours doing?
Washing the car
20. What is one unique talent he has?
He can defuse almost any situation. He’d make a good hostage negotiator, or at the very least be successful at getting drunken floozies into bed.
Okay, Ed. How’d I do?
delicious juice dot com 
I’d say you did pretty good!
My favourite sandwich might be a ham and swiss with lots of mustard, though. I would also probably collect cars if I could :)
Oh and on the TV lately has mostly been Discovery HD or National Geographic HD.
I also don’t know about that best friend one… wait, YOU DON’T KNOW ME AT ALL!!
naw, you did well, young padawan.
Oh right. That’s pretty disgusting though, so I probably blocked it out. Same with the cars.
You should answer them for me. I would be entertained for 2 minutes, and that is all that matters.
I’ll have to try this one. Look to seeing it on your nearest Facebooks.
1. She is sitting in front of the TV. What is on the screen?
The Simpsons, or Family Guy.. some cartoon, most likely
2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
Caesar, unless there’s some sun-dried tomato vinegairette or other fancy schmancy thing
3. What’s one food she doesn’t like?
Processed cheese in any form
4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does she order?
water w/lemon and/or or a diet coke
5. Where did she go to high school?
Victoria, but didn’t graduate neener neener
6. What size shoe does she wear?
Whatever’s comfy – could be a 7, 7.5, 8, 8.5, etc
7. If she was to collect anything, what would it be?
Gen1 Transformers, buttons, scooter toys, blind box figures, basically if she has one thing, she has many things.
8. What is her favorite type of sandwich?
she is racist against sandwiches but likes McChicken (no lettuce, lots of pepper), spicy chicken (no lettuce), and the occasional Angus Beef from Quizno’s (which she’s sick of by now, I’m sure)
9. What would this person eat every day if she could?
Shepherd’s Pie
10. What is her favorite cereal?
Special K with Red Berries, with plain Cheerio’s second
11. What would she never wear?
t-shirts or sensible shoes
12. What is her favorite sports team?
diet coke
13. Who did she vote for?
Liberal?
14. Who is his best friend?
‘nee
15. What is something you do that she wishes you wouldn’t do?
be grumpy
16. What is her heritage?
Malaysian-Canadian
17. You bake her a cake for her birthday; what kind of cake?
strawberry shortcake, or DQ ice cream cake
18. Did she play sports in high school?
does the clarinet count?
19. What could she spend hours doing?
playing DS games in bed with cats
20. What is one unique talent she has?
super quick learner with almost any subject, also curses really well
Not too bad ..
#5: shut up
#6: never a 7
#9: not anymore .. it’s probably donairs from QD in Edmonton
Yay! I’m his best friend!
Er…
Also, isn’t there some French-Canadian in there somewhere? Tabernac!
Denouncing shepherd’s pie is very much a duel-inducing offence there, missy.
I feel like I know you guys more now, after reading these lists, than in all the time I’ve spent with you. Perhaps we can all just exchange lists and never have to meet up. It would be so much more efficient that way.
I’m sad that I can’t participate in this meme, since my cat can’t type.
… that you know of.