too much free time

“You’re impossibly fast and strong, getting 20 city mpg (26 on the highway). You’re 80 feet tall; your skin is ice cold and Diamond-Koted against rust. Your lips don’t move – you don’t even HAVE lips – and sometimes you speak like .. you’re from another planet; one that’s been devastated by an endless war between good and evil. You never eat or drink anything, and you turn into a giant truck.

What year are you?”

“.. I’m a current model ..”

“And how long have you been a current model?”

“A while.”

“I know what you are.”

“Say it. Out loud.”

“.. Transformer ..”

“Are you afraid?”


Contrary to popular belief, not every girl wanted to be romanced by a vampire while growing up.

i luv optimus prime

i luv optimus prime

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