My boss demanded that I pick a shift, because “no1 works 9 2 5”. I can either work 8:30 2 5, or 9 2 5:30. It doesn’t seem 2 matter that I never take a lunch break (which is why I often work a 7.5 hour shift), so in addition 2 not getting a raise I am now working an extra hour a day 4 free. SWEET.

I had the worst sleep last night. The cats were being bastards, the idiots upstairs were smoking and talking on the balcony until someone told them 2 shut up at 1am, and I could not get com4table no matter what I did. I’m frankly surprised that I’m awake and dressed and at work on time 2day.

I don’t no that I’m going 2 make it home 2day. I was in such a hurry 2 get 2 work that I drove str8 here, even though the gas light is on. If I stall out in the Stanley Park Causeway, honk on your way by. It’ll be gr8. I didn’t dare scoot 2day; the rain was enough 2 give me second thoughts but when it started snowing, I opted 2 suck up the $16 parking fee and save my pants from the downpour. It’s the little things.

U all no how much I love YouTube, so here are some of my favourite videos 4 u 2 watch:

April Fool’s, or something. It was very difficult to type like that. Also, I hate YouTube (although those videos are funny, so watch them).