Blah blah Team No Babies blah blah kids are dumb – but I swear to god, I almost felt my ovaries twitch when I read this:
A harbour seal reportedly leapt from the water and dragged a five-year-old girl off a dock at a marina in West Vancouver on Tuesday, according to the child’s father.
He initially thought his daughter’s hand was broken because it was badly swollen and bleeding with four large puncture wounds at the base of her wrist.
The little girl was traumatized and taken to the hospital to be treated for the puncture wounds, but is otherwise OK, Cunningham said.
After the incident, she told her father she thought it was very rude of the seal not to ask if she wanted to go for a swim, and she doesn’t want to feed the seal or be its friend anymore.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! SO MUCH CUTE !!
*pant pant*
Okay, all better now.
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This is good.
Given my recent blog post about an Ironman competitor being attacked by an otter, I’d say the marine wildlife has had enough and is coming for us.
Stupid, fat, lazy seal belongs in a can with all the other tuna.
This actually made it on the local LA news the other night. Apparently we are sick or hearing about the blazing inferno poised to destroy us all.