How does one prepare for a video game convention? By making sure your affilliations are displayed loud and clear:

PC Gamer: My army medic bag has a Return to Castle Wolfenstein patch

DS Gamer: The above-mentioned bag has three player pins from The World Ends With You

XBox Gamer: Jet Set Radio Future hoodie (quite possibly the only one in existence)

Old School Gamer: NES Controller necklace; Pac Man lapel pins

I’m ready to throw down.