Ed took me to the clinic where Dr. Dick was less than helpful. He gave me shit for leaving the house and said that I have “some kind of flu”, then told me to go home and stay there until I stop being sick.
Good thing I got dolled up for the clinic visit by putting on pants, the jerk.
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I get confused between the “go see a doctor” and “stay home” advice we’re given. It would only work if doctors made house calls.
Hope you’re feeling better soon and that your illness contains no ham-related food products.
What a fuckwad. I hope you kneed him in the junk and licked all the door handles in his office before you left. xoxo
Just stopped in to say DEATH TO PANTS