i don’t know whether to laugh or masturbate

My only regret in buying a Fleshlight for Ed is that I now don’t have an excuse to buy THIS.

For the love of Stan, someone please buy one and take pictures. Hell, I’M tempted to buy one and take pictures. This is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen on the internet since .. since .. well, in ages. I am torn between hysteria and disdain. Oh my god, this is so scornfully funny!

Seriously, I want one. It would go AWESOME on my shelf of gay porn.

 

5 thoughts on “i don’t know whether to laugh or masturbate

  1. I like the illustrative photos on the page.

    Geeze, there I was wearing my tank top, sitting on the park bench in the day time reading gay porn and jerking off when suddenly this big gay vampire just jumps out of a tree!

    What a setup. It could happen, I suppose.

  2. So may possible captions for that photo.

    “Careful with the teeth!”

    “Blah, I want to suck your….. blood?”

    Why do vampires like cock so much?
    Cuz it’s where the sun don’t shine!

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