Hey, relatively new girl – if you’ve somehow managed to miss all FOUR of the training sessions I held on Excellent Technical Topic Number 76, you don’t GET to have a “bone to pick” with me. You can give me a nice reminder that you still need the training, or email me asking when the next session will be, or even ask your supervisor who can submit the request to me on your behalf – but ambushing me in the kitchen when I’m getting my caffeine first thing in the morning and demanding I acknowledge your picked bone is WAY out of line and you suck so many balls it’s surprising you don’t choke.

I am frazzled. I almost hate taking multiple days off work because everything seems to be in such disarray when I return, negating any relaxing I might have done during my time off. Today was an excellent example of why I should never leave the office – for someone that everyone else tends to overlook unless they need something (“Kimli just makes things pretty!”), I sure am important when I’m not around.

Today marks another milestone in the Life of Kimli – while it isn’t official until I receive confirmation, I have officially dropped out of college. This completes my Educational Trifecta of Awesome:

• Didn’t graduate high school
• Graduated one college
• Dropped out of another

Yeah! I am a whirlwind of inaction!

In other news, I may have accidentally gotten Shan pregnant. Sorry ‘bout that, Shan.