My panties are in a knot for the following reasons:

• I am trying to design some new business cards so I will have them in time for Northern Voice, but my creative juices are as dry as my mouth
• Dry mouth
• Massive sewer line construction going on outside my building
• .. until September
• Interference of a mysterious nature has caused both sets of computer speakers to transmit nothing but feedback
• I have to use a wired keyboard because the abovementioned interference is killing my wireless keyboard signal
• Ed is going to a wedding in May that completely fucks up my vacation plans:
  • I don’t WANT to go in June; I love vacationing in May
  • Most places still offer off-season pricing in May, so looking to book for June means more money
• I’m hungry
• WAH
• harumph.