Apparently some people don’t stalk my blog daily (why do you hate me) or perhaps read via RSS and therefore missed out on my horrible April Fools’ prank. I forgot to take a screenshot of the carnage, so I hastily recreated it this morning just so I could take a picture:

i'm so sorry

It wasn’t pretty, but it was effective. I’m glad of that, since it actually cost me money to do – so deep is my love of the absurd and my loathing of Comic Sans that I willingly coughed up money to be able to do a 2-second CSS edit for one day out of the year. Don’t say I never do anything for my readers – I love you all THAT MUCH.

I am cold and stressed out and waiting for email.