We didn’t cause an earthquake, but the Lower Mainland was battered by a wind storm complete with a fairly epic downpour. I don’t mind taking credit for that, so we’ll just assume that there weren’t quite enough boobs on display and we failed at science a little. I don’t mind – I’m not entirely sure if our insurance covers earthquakes – but it was an interesting day. Boobs were out, some neat people were met, we collected money for breast cancer research, and I didn’t completely lose my mind when faced with my number one social anxiety. Can’t really ask for much more than that, can we – it would be greedy to expect otherwise.

These are all the words you get today. I’m in the middle of an existential crisis – details of which will inevitably be spewed forth uncontrollably like that time when I almost typed something really gross and out of character – but right now, I’ve got nothing.

Here is a picture of my cat: