“Look at the size of those ice cubes!”
“They’re not ice cubes, they’re glaciers. If you look closely, they’re moving very slowly.”
“.. and shrinking, because of global warming?”
“Yes, and it makes Indians cry by the side of the road.”
“No, the Indian cries because of litter. Global warming makes Al Gore cry.”
“Oh, right.”
Look at the size of those ice cubes!
They’re not ice cubes, they’re glaciers. If you look closely, they’re moving very slowly.
.. and shrinking, because of global warming.
Yeah, it makes Indians cry by the side of the road.
No, the Indian cries because of litter. Global warming makes Al Gore cry.
Oh, right.
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