.. as delivered by someone who’s never watched Lost:
- It’s all a dream, and Patrick Duffy was in the shower all along
- A young autistic boy named Tommy Westphall imagined the whole thing in a snow globe
- Jack will explain everything, but be cut off mid-sentence and fade to black
- Everything that happened was because humanity was put on trial
- Sawyer goes home, but his plane is shot down over the Sea of Japan
- Everyone is voted off the island and Kate wins the million dollars
- The island caves into itself after the First is defeated and the gang rides off into the sunset to be reborn as a comic book
- They’re all dead and in purgatory
- Two words: Battle Royale
- The island is alive and the mastermind behind everything
- They’re doing science and they’re still alive
- Sephiroth kills Aeris and people are still bitching 13 years later
.. I may not watch a lot of TV, but I sure know a lot of useless stuff.
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Ah, you’re forgetting the Worst Ending Ever: God did it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlestar_Galactica_%282004_TV_series%29
Fuck you, writers of BSG. I’m still seriously pissed off about that.
GAAAAAH thanks, Donna, I had BLANKED THAT OUT but now it’s back. And it buuurns. Boo :)
I don’t know what Donna and Renee are talking about. BSG ended with:
*geiger counter*
“…Earth.”
*wind and ocean*
i’m going for a blend of buffy and next generation … i think buffy might actually show up and kill the smoke monster … and kick jack’s ass. that would be awesome. :)
I vote for Sephiroth killing Aeris and me still bitching about it 13 years later. (I have also never watched Lost) :D
Thanks for the St. Elsewhere reference – loved that show to death!! Feeling old lately – that made me feel a little less alone! ;)
Think your endings are spot on otherwise! Fun stuff.