I realize the whole Team Edward/Team Jacob crap didn’t start with Twilight – remember the Team Aniston/Team Jolie wars from the mid 00’s? – but that doesn’t mean that it’s not annoying. It’s far too big to fight now though, so I think instead we should repurpose the phrase to show what side of famous debates we are on. While I admit that I am on both Team Mac *and* Team PC, there are plenty of other Teams recruiting:

• Pro-Choice or Pro-Life? How about Team Abortion and Team Tiny American Flags instead?
• Oh, the sparks will fly when Team Transit and Team Personal Vehicle run into each other (hopefully not literally)!
• Team York or Team Sargent? I just can’t decide!
• Team Chunky or Team Smooth? The fate of the spreadable nut industry hangs in the balance!
• Team iPhone or Team Why Bother? Which one are YOU?
• I’m totally on Team Sodomy, but I can understand the reluctance to wear the shirt – luckily, Team Vanilla doesn’t have to worry about these things
• I’m still undecided about my evening – who offers the better time, Team Home Depot for Shelving and Maybe Dinner at Boston Pizza because it’s Pasta Tuesday, or Team Stay Home and Play Video Games in my Underwear While Eating Frozen Pizza? It’s so hard to choose!

There’s no reason your life can’t be chockfull of excitement and membership – don’t bemoan your indecisive nature; simply look carefully at both sides and join a Team today!

Team Soup has NOTHING on Team Salad, I’ll tell you that much.