In the last two hours of my day:

• A friend asked if my post below was “like when black people use the N word”. I don’t know that I’ve ever had a truly racist thought in my LIFE let alone be so ignorant that I would voice one on my blog just to get a chuckle, so I’m pretty upset about this. Sometimes a banana is just a banana – I don’t care for the FRUIT, in case you thought I was trying to be slyly racist and needed clarification
• A manager at work doesn’t read emails sent by either myself or my boss and doesn’t know what “first draft” means, and instead complains “Kimli’s work is crap” to the fucking VP instead of, you know, figuring out what the document was and why
• Lola got hit by a football on my way home from work because playing catch from a 3rd floor window and rush hour traffic is an awesome thing

Fucking hell.