A bucket and a sleeve of saltines are my new best friends.

Either a nasty stomach bug is going around, or a higher power is very angry at our collective group; giving three of us separate incidents of food poisoning in the last week. Yesterday for lunch I had a spinach salad that, in retrospect, had been sitting in the open for far too long. Soon after eating it, I began to feel queasy and since then, it’s been .. unpleasant. I won’t go into details because I am not disgusting, but eww. So, I’m working from home. You’d be surprised how little interest you have in building flowcharts when you feel like this.

Do you like shoes? Are you sized 7.5 to 9.5? Do you like ridiculous deals on new or barely worn items? I’m cleaning out my various shoe caves and getting rid of anything that isn’t worn on a daily basis, including my awesome and neglected collection of Converse. I just can’t justify keeping them when I haven’t looked or thought about them in years, so I might as well get rid of them. I’ll take pictures and offer them up here if anyone is interested – $10 for shoes; $15 for boots. Or cheaper, if you want. I don’t care. Make me an offer. Just get them out of my house.

Shoooooes.