I’m on a boat train
I’m on a boat train
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking boat train

I’m on a train motherfucker take a look at me
We’re hobos riding rails across the land of the free
60 km/h through the border crossing in Blaine
We’re stopping for immigration even though we’re on a fucking train

Take some pictures, click
We’re on a train, bitch
Drinking gallons of Diet Coke because that’s all I ever really drink
Got my iPad out, and seven gigs of porn
You back in Van hanging out but you’re all forlorn

We’re in business class, cuz riding coach is shit
There’s a dining car and it’s getting me all wet
But this ain’t a choo-choo, this is real as it gets
We’re on a train motherfucker, don’t you ever forget

We’re on a train and it’s a little slower than a car and
I got a nautical themed Pashmina afghan
Because after the train we’ll be on a boat like Leo
Here’s hoping for no Titanic situation; I ain’t no holy diver like Dio

.. I think you get the point. Yay for the train! :D