I’m about to take a bath with one of these:
I am afraid for my urethra.
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I’m about to take a bath with one of these:
I am afraid for my urethra.
delicious juice dot com 
They both look rather demonic, but I’d be more afraid of the one that says ‘HOT.’ Never mind your urethra–what if it boils the skin off your bones?!
What…the hell are those? Burning bath salts?
Basic solutions, not acidic, are the enemy of female urethras.