I am SEETHING with frustration and venereal disease – FUCKING INFOPATH! If I thought I hated SharePoint, it was NOTHING compared to the boiling rage and impotent disgust I have for this fucking program. I AM SO IMPOSSIBLY FRUSTRATED! It’s a good thing it’s International Caps Lock Day – I’m going to use that to my advantage.

Mail service resumed today, and I am HIGHLY (and irrationally) ANNOYED that I didn’t get any of the SEVEN MILLION things I am waiting for in the mail. I know there’s a huge backlog to work through and my stuff will get to me eventually, but patience and rationality are not my strong points – I want my STUFF. NOW. Waiting is making me EXTREMELY CRANKY.

There is a giant whiteboard in front of my desk that is covered in Things That Must Be Done Yesterday in very large letters and it is making me kind of nauseous.

TUESDAY WHINING!