I was reading comments when I saw this out of the corner of my eye:
It’s not that someone was searching for that particular set of words – rather, that they searched for the entire thing. It’s the middle section of the last story on this page. Why would you search for it word for word? Did someone (other than me) memorize the story for hilarious times? Very strange, and still funny after all these years. Gooey cheese fingers! HAH!
There seems to be a mistake – I have to work today. That can’t be right, as I am a millionaire playboy who has adventures for a living. Why does everyone insist that I am just a lonely drone with a notepad and a picture phone (whose nectar is a collection of transgressions and subversive flaws)? Damnit.