Mom did add a few new things that made me laugh out loud, though:
- “What a queer!” (my mom apparently watches Glee)
- “Don’t be a rebel” (clearly she does not know me AT ALL)
- “Keep quiet” (hahahah)
I also forgot to add her hockey analysis, too. If this keeps up, I’ll have enough for a whole series of Crazy Mom Bingo Cards!
I am a terrible daughter.