Anyone who wants to watch me LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT should be at the Metrotown Apple Store in approximately one hour.

My fucking iMac’s display is flickering and going completely black within seconds of turning the machine on. Machine works – I was able to switch all functions to my second monitor before shit died – but I basically now have a very large Mac Mini the size of a 21.5″ iMac.

I am so fucking mad I could punch everything.

FUCK.