Mom doesn’t trust the law or her brother: “Look out for uncle’s dick!”
Mom needs to urinate: “Mummy has to go pee pee!” *leaves the door open* *pees*
Mom is worried about Tom Cruise: “He’s into a very serious religion. It’s very sad, they’re all rich but can’t find true love so what’s the point money doesn’t make you happy.” *buys $50 in lottery tickets* “I sure hope I hit the big one!”
Mom knows something we don’t: “Those busturds, they’ll kill you with no mercy. Just you wait and see.”
Mom is just like us: “I like that Trader’s Joe. So many stuff!”
Mom needs .. something: “Keem, what is that thing I bought?”
Mom channels Wilford Brimley: “Ever since I got diabetics I can only drink hot water.”
Mom wants either rice, vinegar, or an inhaler: “I want basmatic yogurt!”
Day One is complete.
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I love your mom, give her a hug from me.