Dear Vancouver Business Women:

I am all too aware of the fact that I look as though I spent the night in the back of a pickup truck filled with glitter. Honestly, this isn’t far from the truth. That being said, if you could please keep your obvious stink eye to yourself, we’ll all get through this Wednesday a little bit easier. Deal?

If you keep it up, I’ll randomly look at you and start laughing hysterically. Did I remember a funny joke? Do I find your purchased-at-the-night-market “designer” handbag amusing? You’ll never know!

No love,

Kimli
Who sometimes looks like utter crap
Deal with it