Sometimes I think I have this whole “adult” thing under control. Today, for example: I made it to work on time, appropriately dressed, and ready to tackle a full day of Important Business Things. I made lunch plans with a co-worker, shifted a few paradigms, and revolutionized outside the box – all hallmarks of being a Successful Grownup with a Real Job.
Then I reach into my pocket for my phone in a meeting, and pull out Psyduck.
I give up. If anyone needs me, I’ll be under my desk playing with my toys.