- Barry
- Joshua
- Michael
- Samantha
- Shannon
- Andrew
- Frank
- Stephanie
- Amanda
- “Co-Worker”
- “BFF”
- “Dad”
- Adam
- Caleb
- Isobel
- Anil
- Sarah
- Doug
- Harry
- Liam
- Kayla
- Sam
- “Sister”
- Tom
- Seth
- Erica
- Becca
This is entirely fictional, in that I don’t share Diet Coke with anyone – but I’ve gone through a lot of names. None of them mine, of course. I’ve earned my name on a bottle of Diet Coke a million times over, but there is no love for Kimli. Only Diet Coke. So much Diet Coke. And I’m okay with that, because delicious.