• Barry
• Joshua
• Michael
• Samantha
• Shannon
• Andrew
• Frank
• Stephanie
• Amanda
• “Co-Worker”
• “BFF”
• “Dad”
• Adam
• Caleb
• Isobel
• Anil
• Sarah
• Doug
• Harry
• Liam
• Kayla
• Sam
• “Sister”
• Tom
• Seth
• Erica
• Becca

This is entirely fictional, in that I don’t share Diet Coke with anyone – but I’ve gone through a lot of names. None of them mine, of course. I’ve earned my name on a bottle of Diet Coke a million times over, but there is no love for Kimli. Only Diet Coke. So much Diet Coke. And I’m okay with that, because delicious.

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