I was on Cosmopolitan.com for less than 10 minutes, and I learned:
- I wear the wrong colours
- I wear the wrong clothes
- I don’t manage my clothes properly
- Which makes me look “CAF”
- That “CAF” means “Cheap as Fuck”
- I dress wrongly for my shape
- My shape shouldn’t exist
- Men love unexpected anal play
- Gripping the testicles firmly and squeezing is a sexy bedroom move
- I wear the wrong shoes to dance
- I shouldn’t dance (see point 7)
- Body positivity is super important, guys
- Learning to love yourself is gonna be huge in 2015
- Three words: surprise. anal. play.
Totes gonna bookmark this site. TOTES.