Thirteen years ago today I got all dressed up in white and my dad walked me around a giant pumpkin and on the other side was my best friend. There were some words, “good game” was said, and then we had a party with people we loved. It was pretty cool.
Hey Ed, I love you and stuff. You are still my best friend – in fact, you get bester every year – and I think you are super rad. I can’t wait to see where the future takes us, and there’s no one I’d rather experience it with.
Not even Optimus Prime (so you KNOW I’m serious).
Happy anniversary, Ed.