Thirteen years ago today I got all dressed up in white and my dad walked me around a giant pumpkin and on the other side was my best friend. There were some words, “good game” was said, and then we had a party with people we loved. It was pretty cool.

Hey Ed, I love you and stuff. You are still my best friend – in fact, you get bester every year – and I think you are super rad. I can’t wait to see where the future takes us, and there’s no one I’d rather experience it with.

Not even Optimus Prime (so you KNOW I’m serious).

look how fancy we are

Happy anniversary, Ed.

return of the quake cake