Things that fell out of my bra when I went to bed this morning:

• Two large glitter hearts
• A stegosaurus
• $0.21 USD
• A small green rubber man
• 1 (one) cashew
• A Twinkie wrapper
• iPhone cable
• A torn-up-then-reassembled letter claiming I will be shot by terrorists at 1:30am on the night Marty travels back in time
• Beef jerky

My breasts had an excellent start to 2016.

Happy New Year!

#first