I can’t handle very much at the moment. So far today I have thrown my hands up in the air and yelled “I QUIT” for the following reasons:

• I accidently threw out a co-worker’s lunch and I feel terrible about it
• There were 18 points of failure in the information I just audited
• The English Muffin on my desk looked like a chocolate chip cookie all day, but wasn’t ever a cookie
• I’m hungry, but not for cold non-cookie English Muffins
• WestJet still has not addressed my claim regarding the infamous flight fiasco
• The announcement that my last day at Hootsuite will be October 28th has officially gone out
• Someone created a service account without a paper trail
• I really want to be at home, playing Portal 2 in my underwear

So many tantrums. Everybody cut loose!