Disastrous Failures for Thursday, July 8, 2021

• My skin thinks we’re 15 years old and every trauma – and there are a lot of them – gets a new celebratory pimple
• Half the contents of the fridge fell out and I broke one of the bowls we already didn’t have enough of
• I COMPLETELY FUCKED my dev environment and needed to call in the big guns to unfuck my dev environment
• I tried to be sneaky and put a file where there ought not be files and that probably did not help with the fuckening
• CUSTOMERS ARE CONFUSED AND I’m pretty sure it’s all my fault for not anticipating people not knowing what an expand icon does I mean the first thing I would do is click on it to see what happens but maybe that is why I am made of disastrous failures and not rich with retail successes
• I’ve been annoyed at all four cats at different times this morning because it is apparently Love Cats, Not GitHub Thursday and I was caught unaware
• We ran out of creamed corn.

Relative Successes for Thursday, July 8, 2021

• I didn’t exactly FIX my dev environment, but I did create a workaround that resolved everything nicely
• Then I pushed a patch to fix something I missed, but everything is where it should be now
• Ran into a Documentation Emergency and was prepared for it and have fixed things to an appreciated degree
• I got a new hat and it is great
• I thought I lost a couple of videos we took on motorides out to Fort Langley but I remembered the existence of a second SD card and there they were
• The cats still love me even if I had to push them off my desk around 18 times
• When I order another set of bowls to replace the one I broke we will then have 7 bowls which is much better than 4
• An Adventure is planned for the weekend!
• I got more creamed corn.

*explode*