snooty snoot snoot

Tonight Ed and I are going to the SYMPHONY!

Sort of.

Well, mostly.

If it’s the same building the symphony plays in that counts, right?

We’re going to see Video Games Live at the Orpheum tonight, home of the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra. And there will be actual symphonic instruments and people wearing suits, so it’s pretty close. In fact, the website says this:

Video Games Live is a multimedia concert experience featuring the best music and exclusive synchronized video clips from the most popular games from the beginning of video gaming to the present. The music is performed live by the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra.

So we really and truly ARE going to the symphony. The fact that it’s all video game music with lasers and things flying through the air should not be allowed to take away from my delight at attending something that isn’t a sweaty punk show. Hooray! We are classy!

I am excited!

the morning after

I imagine the day after a major purchase is much like waking up the morning after a drunken one night stand and realizing that the person you picked up last night a) is utterly gorgeous, b) is double-jointed in ways you didn’t know were possible, c) is very enthusiastic in the sack and willing to try anything, d) is actually an alligator, e) has infected you with a particularly virulent strain of alligator herpes. You’re stunned (an alligator?!) but proud (but WHAT an alligator!), excited (at last my Crocodile Hunter Naughty School Girl fantasies will be realized) and wanting to show your friends (check out this hot alligator I totally banged last night) – but at the same time, worried (does my back normally bleed this much?) and overwhelmed (alligator herpes is sticky and spreads very quickly) by how long it will take to make things right in the public eye (I knew I shouldn’t have accepted that VP nomination).

I don’t have regrets over the purchase itself – we needed a new TV, researched the hell out of it and got it on sale – but this morning when consolidating our accounts and shoring up the resources, I had a mild panic attack at the number on the screen. It’s not enormous, but it’s bigger than it was on Saturday and that is alarming.

I have a Plan, though. While Ed is already cancelling Christmas in his mind, I know that we are in fine shape to pay off our new toys and still afford to eat. We’re making concessions where we can, too – for example, I canceled my parking pass downtown and found a free (and better!) alternative, saving us $85 a month. The Mazdabator will be completely paid off in March, and that’ll be a lovely chunk of change that will a) rapidly pay off the remaining debt and b) go into savings for future use. I moved the balance off the higher interest card and into the low interest line of credit, saving some more pennies along the way. It is good. Ed, stop freaking out.

All monetary concerns aside, I also feel somewhat sheepish at saying we needed a TV. It’s true, though. You can’t play Rock Band on No TV. In fact, there are many things you cannot do on No TV. I know it’s hip and cool to be all snooty and superior and crow the evils of television, but Ed likes hockey. Sure, I can download many programs and watch them on a computer as to eliminate the need to suckle at cable’s teat, but that doesn’t work as well for sports. I like having a TV. It makes using my various video game consoles much easier, and yes – sometimes I like to watch brain-rotting TV. Not often, though. I still get to keep SOME of my snooty elitist hipster cred.

If I could just convince someone to take our OLD TV out of my living room, everything would be just super.

home for a rest

  • Went to Fright Night
  • Somehow managed to take 369 pictures
  • Was kicked off the Ferris wheel (“weight distribution problem” – the Ferris Wheel called me fat)
  • Was put back on the Ferris wheel and NOT ALLOWED TO GET OFF – seriously, we went around about 10 times and I was getting wheel sick
  • Reconvened at Denny’s with gang plus extras; disassembled then ate a club sandwich
  • Woke up horribly early on Saturday morning
  • Applied zombie makeup
  • Went to Mac’s for water in full getup; disappointed at lack of reaction
  • ZOMBIE DANCED !!
  • For one beautiful moment, knew what it was to be a grandmother famous – at one point, Shan and I had six photographers crowded around us taking pictures as we posed on the beach
  • Went for brunch at a ritzy restaurant, still zombie’d up
  • Got my brunch for free because my chicken and brie sandwich was missing brie
  • Left brunch to reconvene at a pub in Gastown; drew two directors out of a hat and have to do a photo project in the styles of Fellini and Gilliam
  • Finally dezombie’d; took nap
  • Mouthed off to strangers in Gastown
  • Went to hockey game!
  • Walked from GM Place to the Art Gallery to take photos of art projection
  • Walked from Art Gallery to Gastown
  • Was passive-aggressively assaulted by some chick walking in a group of Canucks supporters as they razzed Ed for his Oilers jersey
  • Ran out of latex gloves
  • Cleaned the apartment minus the bedroom
  • Bought a new TV – a 47” LG LCD, and a stand for it
  • Graduated from my beloved Canon S5 to a Pentax K200D :o
  • Somehow made $15 while purchasing Fable II
  • Set up the new TV and stand with Ed
  • Bought tickets to see Amanda Palmer in Vancouver in December
  • Made dinner for the home gang
  • Got a permit to blow shit up
  • Glad the work week has started; I need some rest

October has been one hell of a month. This is good, because November is looking to be very quiet – Ed is taking a Boring Insurance Course that runs every Saturday in November; Shan will be out of town the first and last weekend of the month, Josh is gone the first weekend and is taking most of Vancouver to Tofino for the next; and Miranda and Reilly have shoots and meetings lined up for the middle of November. So far the month is looking to be just me and Gillian sitting around in our underwear, but only because she hasn’t told me her plans for the month yet. I could be all alone. Normally this would upset me, but see above re: Fable II.

I adore my life.

nerd cred

I do so enjoy fun weekends.

Ali arrived just before 7 on Friday night, and we promptly went to what is fast becoming my favourite pub on the North Shore, the Queen’s Cross. Gillian couldn’t make it, but the rest of the gang was in full force. We ate and drank and it was a good time, but then I played a mean trick on the remaining bar patrons. As I waited for Ali to finish with the ATM, I wandered over to the Digital Jukebox on the wall. As I started poking buttons, I realized there were three credits in the machine just sitting there. Naturally, there was only one thing I could do – use the credits to have the three worst songs I could think of play throughout the bar.

  • Song 1: (Everything I Do) I Do It For You – Bryan Adams
  • Song 2: Hit Me Baby (One More Time) – Britney Spears
  • Song 3: Take a Chance On Me – ABBA

Okay, the ABBA song isn’t that bad but we were leaving and I had to make a quick decision. While I didn’t get to stick around for the reactions for the second song, the uproar over the first song was frankly hilarious – people did NOT appreciate the croony ballad where there had previously been a rather excellent selection of rock. I am a bastard. I readily admit it.

The weather wasn’t spectacular on Saturday, but we had a late brunch on West 4th with the gang (again minus Gill, who clearly hates me). Ali tried to introduce me to the wonders of geocaching, but we didn’t have much luck. We did find an awesome community garden along some scenic train tracks, had some coffee, bought some rain gear, and just hung out enjoying the company. It was great seeing Ali again – it’s been far too long, and we’re not going to let that happen again. Hopefully Ali will be free when I go to Seattle in December to see Amanda Palmer, but if she’s out of town, we’ll just have to schedule a weekend visit some time in November.

Speaking of traveling to Seattle to see things, all my friends lost a huge amount of nerd cred this past weekend. I was beyond excited to learn that Jonathan Coulton is playing Seattle in January, but when I shared my excitement, I was met with many blank stares and general confusion. Disgusting! They are not nerds at all!

I’m going to the show anyway. Perhaps I will find myself a new gang of real nerds instead of hipsters just disguised as nerds. :(

stand by me

in a world ..

Don LaFontaine, the movie voice over guy, died today. That is super suck – his voice was epic. If you can, track down this short film to see all the bigwigs in the voice over business making fun of themselves; it’s pretty dang funny.

We’ll miss you, movie trailer guy.

blogging for the rich

I’m on the mailing list for NaBloPoMo, the group that encourages people to write one post per day for the entire month of November. Since last year, they’ve been sending out themes each month for people who struggle with topic ideas or just need reminders that the do in fact have a blog and should perhaps post on it. I tend to ignore these emails – the topics they give are pretty lame, and god knows I don’t need more reasons to update – but the email sent out for September caught my eye.

The theme is predictably pedestrian, but it was the blogging “challenge” that got my snark all in a knot:

Additionally, I’m adding a new 21-day blogging challenge to run from the 1st to the 21st of the month. September’s challenge is “Five-dollar lunch.” Spend $5 on lunch every day for 21 days and tell us what you ate! That’s $5 American, but a currency converter can be found at http://finance.yahoo.com/currency?u.

At a minimum, I find that a little insulting – and at worst, a terrible, terrible idea.

$5 a day for lunch over 21 days is $110. For a lot of people, that’s a fortune – is blogging suddenly only for those with enough disposable income to be able to waste money for the sake of fulfilling this “challenge”?

I admit that I’m often guilty of spending much more than $5 on my lunch from time to time – delicious yet needlessly expensive Jugo Juice smoothie/grilled wrap combo, I’m looking at you – but there are also many times I either bring my lunch from home, go without lunch, or spend less than $5. For example, $2.05 will get me a delicious pan of gyoza from the Japanese store downstairs. Tasty and cheap, just like me.

This blogging challenge can only be a terrible thing. You’re actively encouraging people to break the first cardinal rule of good blogging: NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU ATE FOR LUNCH. It takes a very rare kind of writer to make a lunch menu worth reading, and I’ve yet to come across someone who can list what they ate for 21 days in a row and make me want to check in each day.

Maybe I’m just cranky and looking for something to bitch about, but this email made me go wtf and then grr.

iphone woes

The rain helpfully stopped before I left for work this morning. I even had sunshine and a rainbow, so all things considered it could have been worse. Any day in which I do not have to change my pants when I get in is a good day.

The rain also brought out the snails! There were two baby snails on the fence this morning that made me squeak in glee. I would have taken pictures, but my camera batteries died and I was already late so I didn’t have time to replace them. Hopefully they’ll still be there when I get home. Snails don’t move very fast, so it shouldn’t be an issue.

I got a little too much sun this weekend, and I’m looking blotchy. It was a pretty awesome couple of days though, with lots of scooting and hanging out and just generally enjoying life in Vancouver. Stuff is good. Sure, I have some inner angst and an overwhelming desire to be naked outside, but stuff is good.

My iPhone, however, is not good. I’m having some pretty serious issues with the network that results in my missing calls and messages – my phone will be eerily quiet for days, then I’ll get 25 messages all at once. Calls aren’t coming through – I’ve missed a half dozen calls that I know about, and people are complaining that they go straight to my voicemail when trying to reach me. I’m on hold with Fido support right now and I REALLY hope this is fixable because right now, my iPhone is a fancy calculator and that makes me sad.

Fido’s hold music sounds like low-budget porno music. I would be amused if I wasn’t so annoyed at my inability to get on the 3G network.

music is my imaginary friend

I might have a small problem.

I ran the new Zune through some tests, comparing it to my arsenal of other portable music devices. Verdict: it’s pretty dang cool.

All three devices are using the same background image. While the new Zune screen is very small, it’s also very sharp – you can really see the difference here. The old Zune’s screen isn’t as clear, and you can see the refresh rate. Compared to the iPod though, the new Zune’s screen isn’t as bright – which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. I watched videos on all three devices, and it looks great across the board. It really just depends on where your priorities lie:

  • Old Zune (not available in Canada): Bigger HD (30GB), but also huge by mp3 player standards
  • iPod Touch: 16GB, thin but biggish, glass screen, does many other things
  • New Zune: 8GB, very compact and light, great basic mp3 player, has a radio

What else should you consider? Well, how about software?

  • iTunes: Love it or hate it, it gets the job done
  • Zune: I have to be honest here – this is the biggest drawback for me. HOWEVER – this is only because I mastered and quite liked the original Zune software. Around the launch date of the new Zunes, they updated the software for all devices to make it more “intuitive” – except I was used to the old way which made perfect sense to me, and this new method was just weird. It would probably be great if you took the time to learn the idiosyncrasies of the colourful GUI, but it kind of just makes me cranky.

Controls are another thing to consider. The original Zune is very tactile – I believe the scientific term is “clicky”. You click a direction to make it go backwards or forwards, change the volume, stop and start. The new Zune is also clicky, but they added a scrolly interface – the large black center is a touch-sensitive surface that will allow you to quickly scroll through the items on the screen. Nice touch, as holding the down clicky was slow and prehistoric.

Some might enjoy the clicky, though. A common complaint of the iPod Touch is that you don’t get a good sense of the device response, and I’ve found from personal experience that you can quickly give yourself one hell of an earache if you’re not careful when swiping the volume controls. Clicky would be good there. Same goes for pocket use – with the Zune you can feel your way around the options, but with the Touch you’re sort of groping blindly and hoping for the best, much like those dates in the back seat of your dad’s car. Me, I don’t listen to music while on the move – something about earphones and scooters that just don’t mix – so I’m happy with looking down at my mp3 player to skip over the Journey to get to the Rapture.

Okay, okay – how do they SOUND?

This is definitely more an accessory thing than a device thing, but I tested out the three earbuds that came with Old Zune, New Zune, and iPhone because I couldn’t find my iTouch ones.

*disclaimer: I don’t use any of these; I have tiny mutant ears that will not keep earbuds in place

Old Zune earbuds were made for giants. They’re HUGE. I can’t even get them into my ear, they crashed and burned at the Dance Test (putting the buds in, playing a song, and dancing around like an idiot), and they don’t sound very good. Old Zune earbuds are an epic fail, unless you have large deep ear canals. Like, massive. Large enough for a strange sort of fetish I do not want to give much more though.

iPhone earbuds had great bass, but were again freakishly large. They’re also uncomfortable, and if all those alarmist news stories are correct, wearing them will get you jumped on your way to grandmama’s house and your device stolen because it’s obvious you’re packing iPod heat. They passed the Dance Test, but just barely – the right earbud fell out as soon as I stopped dancing.

Surprisingly, the New Zune earbuds were the clear winner. They fit my test subject (Ed) like a dream, sounded fantastic, passed the Dance Test with flying colours, and come with interchangeable coloured foamie things for extra comfort and fashion appeal. A little less bassy than the iPhone buds, but that can be changed with the settings and isn’t necessarily a bad thing unless you’re listening to something with a lot of bombin’ bass.

How about price? According to Future Shop’s website, an 8GB Zune will cost you $189.99 ($139.99 for the 4GB), whereas the 8GB iPod Touch is a cool $278.99. That’s a little steep if you want a device that just plays music and does it well, so the Zune is the clear winner there.

Oh, I almost forgot: compatibility. The iPod runs on both Windows and Mac, but the Zune does NOT work with anything but a Windows PC. It might work on a Bootcamp’d Mac – I’m not sure – but right out the box you’ll run into issues. One might say that a Mac owner probably wouldn’t own a Zune, but I know of several – myself included – so it’s an issue. I’m lucky in that I have too many goddamn computers and can just use a Windows machine for my Zune setup, but others may not be as obsessive as I am and could have trouble.

This is a great many words, so I will stop soon. The new Zune is a pretty nifty device if you’re looking for something without a thousand bells and whistles, and does have an FM radio which most mp3 players do not. Price wise it’s much more affordable than the iPod Touch, and size wise it just can’t compare – the new Zune is friggin’ TINY.

Final point:

The New Zune comes with a spot for a Danglie! Clearly, it is the overall winner. Take a hint, Apple – I may be a shameless gadget tech whore, but I love having stupid things dangling from my phone!

mystery box of delight and wonder

I got the mystery box (actually more of a mystery package) at work today:

New toy! It is very, very cute:

It is also quite compact:

Hooray! I can’t wait to try it out. I’ll have more pictures later as well – I actually do own a first generation 30GB Zune, the ones that were sold in the US only. The new Zune is smaller all around by a VERY large amount; it’s less than half the size of the original and seriously I could never listen to 30GB of music all at once anyway.

Excited for new toys!

And thank you, Jan! :D