On a cold, snowy night in lousy Smarch weather a lifetime ago, I hit “publish” my very first blog post on my very own internet. Thirteen years, 3 million words, hundreds of adventures, a half dozen jobs, a chick flick worth of tears, and four homes across two provinces later, it’s all come down to this:

apparently we had candles! i was just going to light toothpicks on fire and hope for the best!

.. a candle in a mango pancake, a strange mixture of pride and bemusement, and a glass of celebratory Diet Coke. Cheers to you, Delicious Juice Dot Com – it’s been a long, weird ride. Here’s to another 13 inappropriate years of random adventures, awesome friends, and dong-longing. May your content always be blocked by IT as pornography!