It only took me 6 months, but I FINALLY found all the porn on Vine (hint: they use l33t sp34k in hashtags). Since I have a lot of catching up to do, I plan to look at dicks all night long.

I am sure this will in no way affect the meeting I have tomorrow morning in which I pitch children’s education ideas.

I love my job (and apparently looking at strange dicks).

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