I have been diligently practicing my pants wearing skills in preparation for next week, when we will have a house guest who (to the best of my knowledge) does not appreciate my vagina quite as much (or as frequently) as I do.

Josh finally found out from his office when he’s supposed to be here, and it turns out that date is next Monday. The totally awesome Shan can’t move out here until January, but at that point I will have both Josh and Shan at my disposal for good times and I can’t wait. As it is, Josh will be staying with us until at least December. I know this move is hugely stressful and a big hassle for them both, but I am so excited to have them here! Having Josh stay with us will also be fun, even if I have to wear pants – I am prepared to make these sacrifices for my friends. I will clothe myself almost all the time if it means I get JoshShan lovin’. Yay! Friends!

This weekend will be a frenzy of preparation. Josh will be staying in our spare room, which currently holds all our books and a startling amount of homosexual pornography for a straight man and his crooked woman. Josh is fully aware of just what he’ll be sleeping under, but I find I have to restrain my creativity just a little after Ed had the totally awesome idea of creating a Tom of Finland mobile to go above Josh’s bed. It would be GREAT. I am without a doubt the only person in my household who would appreciate that kind of effort, but that doesn’t mean I am above trying to change people’s sexual orientation for my own gratification. This probably explains why I do not have very many friends, and the ones I DO have are somewhat accustomed to my strange, strange ways.

Giant floppy man dongs aside, I am totally excited that Josh will be here and Shan soon to follow.