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Guest poster Ed here, commissioned to impart to all y’all the greatness that is my wife. Early this morning on her way to work, she decided that she should wipe the fuck out.. completely unaided by man or beast. Thankfully, she managed to not get more than a few feet down the road. A very kind and gentle stranger helped her out by calling an ambulance, notifying me at work, and staying at the scene to give me an update on her condition and location.
The end result of Kim’s decision to find Down is a painfully dislocated shoulder (which I got to watch the docs pop back in… awesome!?), a scraped and bruised leg, and clothes that had to be cut off of her by the paramedic. My wife has been ravaged :(.
She’s ok and currently in bed with some cats and a really cool sling that she has to wear for a week or so. I’m sure she’ll update soon because she’s a huge nerd and is going through ‘net withdrawal. Now if her readers can help me explain to her why hurting herself and scaring her husband half to death is terribly wrong, that would be grrreeeat.
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OMG! I’m glad you’re ok!! I was worried! YAY for helmets!!!
Thanks to Ed too!
=)))
OMG honey honey that SUCKS! Dislocating (and then relocating) an arm hurts more than breaking it, I’ve done BOTH and omg that sucketh the major big green dong.
Kudos to the perfect stranger — literally. Restores my faith (such as it is) in humanity.
Dinner’s on me on Saturday. I want to sign the sling.
OUCHIES! Don’t do that any more! Feel better soon!
Sending good thoughts for feeling much better soon!
OH NOOOOOO! So glad you’re doing ok Kim. How’s Sally? And see, Ed does care!
Healing vibes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Take care, let Ed and the kitties nurse you back to health, and feel better soon!
Oh. You fall down. Go boom.
I’m glad you didn’t get more hurt than you did and hope the doctors gave you Almighty Good Pain Pills. And the Muscle Relax0rs.
Oh noooooooooo!
I hope you’re OK? Are you staying at home tomorrow or going to work? I can come by with chicken soup or something (what does one give when the issue is not a cold or the flu? I am so bad at these things) in lieu of Ed tomorrow if you are at home and need company lol
take care! I hope you are good and that Sally is going to be OK, too
^ luckily its a long weekend as of tomorrow so work won’t be an issue.
we are so getting you training wheels `:|
Long weekend? That’s something to do with you employed people, right?
(says miranda…. still in la la land over becoming officially self employed where weekends no longer exist)
I didn’t think my resume tips were that harsh. Sorry!
Get better soon.
Deeay!! Your job isn’t so bad that you needed to fling your self from Sally in order to avoid going is it?
And to Ed, if you had have let her purchase the pink tea set from Silk Road this never would have happened!!!!!
Oh no Kimli I don’t even know you but last night you were in my dream (slipping mysteriously out of a Dunkin’ Donuts. Hmmm.). Next time I dream about you I will get out of bed and email you a warning against scootering.
Heal fast, honey!
Oh noes! I hope you get better soon. That’s gotta be reallys cary–I’m glad someone nice stopped and helped you out.
Yikes, feel better Kim!
ouch. don’t do that!
feel good. :)
Yeowchies. Feel better soon!
oh no!! i hope you recover most quickly!! :)
Sorry to hear about the accident. Best wishes for a quick recovery!
And thanks for posting, Ed.
Owwie. Feel better, Ms. Juice. Take plenty painkillahs. :)
Aw, Kimli, whyfor you scare Ed like that? We all need drama, gorgeous, but stunt-devil scootering is no good for you or for Sally! I wish you a speedy recovery!
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