I’ve been feeling really crummy lately, so late yesterday I decided it was time for expensive procedures in the name of outer beauty. I got a haircut, picked up my “new” glasses, and today I got my eyebrows waxed. I am coifed, smooth, and able to see. Hooray!

My glasses aren’t exactly new, though. I broke the frame somehow and had to get it replaced for many dollars – only $95, but considering I paid $110 a month ago to replace the left lens that I scratched to hell and back it makes it a little hard to swallow. They’re much darker than my original pair, but I kinda like them. I turned down the same pair in black because it was too harsh for my alabaster complexion, but these are a dark brown and look pretty good. Factor in my tamed and pluck brows, and I am feeling much better.

Next Friday night the Lab is having a celebration in the name of yoga pants. We’re having a Casino Night, and I want to dress up. How much boob is appropriate at a work event? I never know the answer to this, and usually get it wrong. Give me a guideline, people. Do I glam up or cover up?

I have to go buy a great deal of cheese now.