Three rules to live by:
- Never go ass to mouth
- Nobody enjoys surprise anal
- Jizz in the eye is never, ever appropriate*
(unless you are a Morning Pirate)
(I am not drunk)
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wow, if this was your night with friends in gastown, then it sounds like i missed one heck of a time.
It’s not really their fault. Their aim goes all crazy what with all the things that are going on.
1: Sweet jesus, this is tre.
2: TELL ME ABOUT IT. Also, use lube.
3: This one I’m a little less picky about. True, jizz in the eye is a bad, bad thing, but we recipients of said jizz have an answer: close your freaking eyes. ;)
Damn, i could have used these rules last night
And I missed that party.. crap!
I think those rules are all crap.
Jeez, lighten up. Why so stuffy?
As a gay man, I feel anal can be lots of fun when it’s a surprise. But that’s me.
LOL, that was the best conversation ever, that night… good times!!
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