People often wonder how they can be as cool or as awesome as I am. It’s not easy (I just make it look that way), but if you wanted to experience a mere glimmer of my fabulous lifestyle, you can start by taking yourself to the opera.

The Vancouver Opera is doing a 2-for-1 ticket offer for Rigoletto, ye of the nudity and cages and guys on stilts, for the March 17th performance. This is an incredible chance to treat yourselves to a fancy night out and see a fantastic performance at the same time.

To get tickets, call 604-683-0222 with the promo code 1670 then sit back and feel excellent about having a real reason to wear a pearl necklace for once instead of by misfire or for roleplaying purposes.

hey baby check out the size of my opera wand