• It’s Friday
• I have bacon
• It’s payday
• There is a flower in my hair:

why no i don't own a hairbrush

• By 5pm I will have 150ccs of raw scooter power between my legs
• The horrible owl of cancer has not befallen me
• Ed starts his new job on Monday and we will soon return to our usual status of DINKs instead of one underpaid technical trainer and her disappointingly fully clothed consort

These are all good things! So, who cares if:

• The salary freeze is still in effect (y’all) and I may never get a raise let alone paid at the bare minimum of my salary band
• It’s raining and the forecast calls for more rain
• Ed’s going to Toronto for a week and I’ll have no one to entertain with my witty musical social commentary in the evenings
• I may not be able to get my hands on a DSi the instant it comes out, which’ll negatively affect my level of cool on the playground
• I have to spend the entire day dicking around in Power Point
• I somehow skipped the sexy part of having a raspy voice and moved right into boy-on-the-verge-of-puberty
• Delicious Juice Dot Com turns 8 on Monday and I don’t have anything planned because Ed nixed my idea of “my favourite posts from ago” as a crappy idea

How’s by your Friday?

As an added bonus, I’m just three ducks in a man suit here’s an in-depth look at how my brain works. The title of this post really has nothing to do with the content, so why did I use it?

my post is mostly bullet points -> Smashing Pumpkins wrote a song called “Bullet with Butterfly Wings” -> “despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage” always sounded to me like “despite all my rage i am still just shredded cheese” -> shredded cheese goes on nachos -> nachos are good with salsa -> one time I got too excited and I spurted salsa onto the ceiling -> Lionel Ritchie dances on the ceiling -> Lion-O is the leader of the Thundercats – Thundercats are on the move – hey, that would make a good title for a post about nothing

It is incredibly entertaining inside my head at all times.