“It’s like fucking a cantaloupe!”
It is surprisingly large. There is no way anyone would ever mistake this for an actual flashlight.
It has a lid, like Tupperware. This is good – I would hate to have random dicks falling into my Fleshlight. I saw how covetous some of you got when I mentioned it.
This is the “Ice” model, in “Lady”. The inside pattern is “Vortex”.
This is what it looks like from the other side. Both ends are screw tops; the bottom one controls suction level.
This answers my most pressing Fleshlight question: How do you CLEAN the damn thing? Well, it comes out of the plastic casing. Convenient!
It’s very, very soft and squishy. It actually feels kind of neat – I can see why one might want to stick their dick into it, lady shaped or no.
The Fleshlight came with Fleshlube, also in Ice. It creates a “cooling sensation”, which is advertising speak for “slather this menthol solution all over your privates and feel the burn”.
Just in case you weren’t sure on the general use of the Fleshlight, a sample of Rock Hard Weekend is included. It’s an herbal Viagra and promises to give you a 72-hour boner that you can use with alcohol. I usually just stir with a straw or swizzle stick, but what do I know.
I found this very interesting and also hilarious: if you’re over 250 pounds, they suggest you take two pills to increase sexual performance and pleasure. I don’t know why they bother mentioning that – how many 250lb+ men do you really think are ordering masturbation aids shaped like women’s genitals over the internet?
As you were, then.
I think I may have crossed a line, but it’s all in the name of SCIENCE!
It wins, though. I approve, and so does my test subject. And for those of you with fruit fetishes – finally! Something that FEELS like fucking a cantaloupe, but is much more expensive instead!